Adventures of an elegant klutz

Have been meaning to plug this site for AGES.

I like this

It's the lgbt's website, and it's the coolest fucking one for any society at sussex.
Nathan (creator) rocks.
Certain people think it's too camp, but they suck anyway.
It is currently being updated, so is not the best source of info, but that's not why I'm linking it- I recommend you go to the flash version, with sound, and definitely check out the fantastic cartoons (under interactive)

Go!

I feel shitty.
actually, I feel pre-menstrual. which is weird, 'cos there is no way in hell that I am. I'm also acting it.

There's too much stress floating around tho. I have no fucking idea how it got to this stage, all I know is that it's irritating as hell. (people don't talk anymore)

I also feel bad 'cos Odile's here and frankly, I'm being a crap host. I have no money and no food, I'm never here because I have work to do, and our sleeping patterns pretty much clash, so Arwen's feeding her and she's been shopping with Jules and arwen... I wanna spend more time with her, but... meh.

On a positive note, went with neil to the agency today and got him moving into the house sorted. Also went to the job centre, but nothing concrete yet.

Must write essay.

Meh.
(complete lack of feeling)

I received a text message from a friend last night that said,

"I can now tell you with some certainty that in order to boil someone alive in a microwave would take about 7 hours and fifteen minutes. Have a nice day"

Just in case, you know, you were wondering.

so, I think I may have managed to convey that I got very drunk last night...

After my seminars yesterday I met up with Neil and we finalised the wording of an equal opportunities motion we're submitting at the ugm - sadly necessary due to certain people wanting to scrap the old one and claiming it's no longer relevant. Cunts.
Anyway, that was done and it was off to the unisex pub quiz for a few hours of drunken questions about sex. We wanted a special prize when we realised that our team was truly lgbt as we had one of each, but we didn't get one :( Embarrassingly, we didn't even win. My sex and drug knowledge is frankly not up to scratch. We even only came second in the limerick round, despite having the best one (I think). We were given the first line and had to supply the other four:

There once was a student from sussex
Woke up with a cock up their buttocks
They said, "what a shock,
To find such a big cock,
But I'd rather it was hitting my cervix"

hahahah thankyou!

The night also involved being blindfolded and licking condoms to guess the flavour, and getting a goody bag of sweets, condoms and penis measurers. Good fun all round.

We all piled onto the bus to head into town. I was meeting Rob, Kate etc to go to the pav tav, but everyone else was going to the joint to go to dynamite boogaloo's birthday bash. I was a bit disappointed to be missing out on that (and attendant gossip) but didn't mind too much..

Met up with Rob and we went into the pav tav to meet up with kate and people... it was empty inside so we got a couple of drinks... I was already bolloxed by this point, much to Rob's amusement. Nic turned up and told us that they couldn't get in (see Kate's journal for details) so off we all went to the joint... Had to wait for AGES to get in, and were then put into upstairs part for another ages, but we were finally allowed into the club, where there was much dancing and cabaret and games and amusement...
I certainly had fun.
and I'm _fairly_ sure all I really did was flirt with a certain someone... tho maybe I stole a kiss. Not sure. all perfectly innocent anyway.

It's all a bit of a blur really, but I enjoyed it all immensely. Pretty sure everyone else did too...

No idea how I got home... but I did. where I apparently demanded food, threatened to hit Jules because she said something bad about placebo, and then passed out.

A great night.

To say thankyou for all the lovely get well messages I received. You're all lovely :)
I am still all coughy and achey but have dragged my arse into uni because that's just the kind of dedicated student I am.

Further proving the student point, I'm slightly drunk. This is Neil's fault. We met up for lunch and he insisted we went to the bar. Maybe it will make life more interesting though. It certainly makes my throat hurt less.

Oh yes.
If I have recently added you to my friend list it is quite likely to be because my big brother told me to :p

I would like to believe I'm not drunk...
But after a conversation about piercings I just flashed most of the lgbt boys (an a few grrls) my nipple piercings in the pub... At least they approved!

Mmmm start of term... fresh blood... meeting up with ppl again... dancing... Being offered free piercings by barman who is also piercer because we gt on unexpectdly...

I am dying neil's hair blue tomorrow, and in return he is gonna help me write a CV which people actually RESPOND to... As well as introducing me to even more killer cocktails... this is the boy who thinks a bottle of malibu mixed with a bottle of vodka is just aboutan adequaete 'warm up' drink... Remind me to blame him tmw! good start to term tho...

It's true.