Limerick contest!

[chrome_cherry]

ok, following on from the last post, I have decided to hold a limerick contest. (This is in no way me trying to get free amusement from people. Oh no.)

So either give me a whole limerick, or the first line or so and let other people finish it off.

Go!

Comments

weee!

[sivastears.livejournal.com]

ok i've got 2 on the last post but what the hell

the amazing nymphomaniacal jill
tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
they found her vagina
in north carolina
and bits of her tits in brazil

[sivastears.livejournal.com]

oh i can't help it.. but it is 5 in one!

A promiscuous sort was dear Laurie.
(Yes, this is that kind of story.)
She did it with Joe
and Curly and Moe
and Curly and Howard and Morrie.

And Johnny and Richard and Pritchard and Kerry
and Lonnie and Horace and Boris and Barry
and Donald and Harold
and Ronald and Gerald
and Tommy and Dicky and Harry.

And Peter and Paul and Teddy and Todd
and Matthew and Mark and Simon and Rod
and Brucie and Mark
and Bobby and Clark
and she still isnt finished! My God!

And David and Dennis and Huey and Ken
and Dewey and Louie, then David again,
and Willy and Ben
and David again
and again and again and again.

And Danny and Manny and Gary and Fred
and Mackie and Jackie and Dougie and Ned
and Harvey and Len
(then David again)
and hold on just a second, she's dead!

[chrome-cherry.livejournal.com]

Shrooms gooood....
ummm.. was talking bout drugs.. but you also :)


was at pub... limerick on toilet wall, so will add it here!:

there was a young vampire named mabel
who's periods were exceedingly able
Every full moon
she pulled out a spoon
And drank herself under the table


hahahahahahah

[booklectica]

This is one I wrote for katyha, dr_d andadjectivemarcus last year:

Three friends want a child;
to be accurate,
just one will provide the ejaculate.
With Christmas so close we're all glad to know
the conception will not be immaculate.

At about the same time I wrote them for my whole friends list. I'll plant a link...

[booklectica]

Erm - that's me, Mike, your brother. I'm at Katyha's place and forgot this is her login.

[chrome-cherry.livejournal.com]

that's cool, and I'm enjoying these a lot :)
send me more!

[sivastears.livejournal.com]

the great cesar when he heard of the fame
of cleopatra he straight away laid claim
ahead of his legions
he invaded her regions
he saw, he conquered, he came

finally my creation is ready!

[eglantinedreams.livejournal.com]

There was a young lady from Brighton,

Obsessed with confectionary items,

She recieved minty shock,

Whilst frigging with rock,

Now her cunt's quite amazingly tightened!