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Apr. 5th, 2004 01:47 pm
[personal profile] chrome_cherry
(links shamelessy stolen from [livejournal.com profile] katyha )

These people are actually serious:
Evil is everywhere!

most hilarious parts of:
Rock music made me love satan!

Tattoos will lead you to hell!


The rest are all wonderful too.

I know I shouldn't mock, but these people harm christianity more than anything else in my view.
The christians I know are all kind, loving, generous, patient - and willing to live in and accept the real world!
This level of fanatacism just turns me off and gives me no desire to listen to the rest of what they have to say.
And they quote extensively from the old testament, something I can't stand - I thought jesus said that the old testament no longer stands?


Or am I just being closed minded and judegemental?
Answers on a postcard...

Date: 2004-04-05 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insane-nurse.livejournal.com
i'm a roman catholic, and have been since before i was born and the one thing they say about cathlics is, that they know according to there religion there going to hell, and there damned if there going it alone, thus your all coming with them and those who arnt are going to go to heaven and feel guilty for ever and ever and ever amen

Date: 2004-04-05 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sloppy.livejournal.com
Let them have their quaint little illusions if it makes them happy, as long as they don't expect us to accept them. Such people who see religions as absolute truths and the divine, instead of just ethical and moral guidelines or even social control disgust me.

Date: 2004-04-05 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geeky-monkey.livejournal.com
i particuarly enjoyed the one 'proving' that Santa was really Satan cos they anagrams of each other.

Date: 2004-04-05 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insane-nurse.livejournal.com
i thought i should warn you all, that as a catholic i have some desterbing news.


Barney = Satan
The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:


1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is Satan.


i must ask that catholics the world over unite to fight this common evil

Date: 2004-04-06 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geeky-monkey.livejournal.com
I have no problem at all beliving that Barney is evil, and am more than prepared to torched the big purple fucker, although i think calling him Satan is cruel and mean to Mr Lucifer, who in all regards is a much nicer being.

Date: 2004-04-07 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eglantinedreams.livejournal.com
These people are an advert for paganism, yay!

Date: 2004-04-07 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insane-nurse.livejournal.com
go atheist, they dont need adverts because there a non prophet organisation!!! lol, get it, non-prophet, becuase christians have prophets, and advertising helps profits!!!!! ha ha ha ha

Date: 2004-04-08 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrome-cherry.livejournal.com
oh dear god..
the puns! the puns!
*runs and hides*

Date: 2004-04-08 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insane-nurse.livejournal.com
i know, so little sleep my comerdy is reduced to puns and blonde jokes! (two blondes walk into a building, you'd think one of them would have seen it!)

Date: 2004-04-08 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrome-cherry.livejournal.com
you are a bad bad man...

Date: 2004-04-08 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insane-nurse.livejournal.com
oh hunny i know, lol, but i think i'm in enough pain to count as punishment ;)

Date: 2004-04-08 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrome-cherry.livejournal.com
I don't even know WHAT to say to that...

That sort of pain does not count as a punishment!

Date: 2004-04-08 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insane-nurse.livejournal.com
lol, oh well, i think you'll change your mind when i give you the details! ;)

Date: 2004-04-08 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrome-cherry.livejournal.com
ok, ok,
you've tempted me into signing in...

Date: 2004-04-08 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insane-nurse.livejournal.com
lol, i knew i could!

Date: 2004-04-08 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmy-mallow.livejournal.com
I see you've found my girlfriend then!

Date: 2004-04-08 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrome-cherry.livejournal.com
without even realising :)

As far as I knew she was a friend of michael's who regularly posts rather fantastic links.

cool :)

Date: 2004-04-08 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmy-mallow.livejournal.com
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See you tomorrow!
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